• Meet the fake suicide bomber who was actually a drunken civil servant.
• A commuter (get this…from Fingringhoe – gosh Londonist loves English place names) has been fined for standing in 1st Class.
• A smart Smart Car has been deployed outside a Harrow School to catch naughty parent parkers.
• Kensington and Chelsea Council are poised to join Porsche in its challenge to the C-Charge.

Thames view from Fabbio's flickr stream.