• Sugary sperm might help us escape the threat of cancer and HIV
• Women escape fondling: guilty groper bailed on the understanding he steers clear of busy tubes and DLR trains
• Real life prison break: man escapes secure unit at Bedlam
• A happy escape in sight for Egham Foot and Mouth farmers, hopefully
• Escape rubbish news on your commute, Notes from the Underground bi-monthly lit freesheet launched

Image of window display at Hamleys Regent Street courtesy of MykReeve via the Londonist flickr group.