Sack Bob Crow. Get some proper crows in. That's what we say.
They're good at using tools, despite being a bunch of rookies.
Image by Cory Doctored-crow.
(This is the kind of tenuous, pun-laden nonsense you get if you rely on us to make the weekly Touch Up London entry. The quality of this column is always greatly improved when someone else puts the image together. So why not boot up Photoshop and show us how to do it. Send entries to Londonist - at gmail - dot com.)
Background pic taken from cactusbones' Flickr photostream.