Extra, Extra

Heathrow lady sacked for wearing a tiny, almost invisible stud. Story more amusing if you exchange the words stud and lady.

Playboy opening massive store in London. No jokes to be had here.

iPhone for UK launched in London. Generates 1025 stories on Google News. Still not bigger than Jesus, currently charting 19,695 hits. Losers.

The Shard skyscraper is stalling because of 'credit crunch'. You can almost hear the documentary makers searching their audio libraries for Annie Lennox's 'Walking on broken glass'.

Image courtesy of cakehole via the Londonist flickr group.