Extra, Extra

Claims that 24-hour drinking (where?) has trebled A&E admissions.

Emergency crews squabble over whose jurisdiction they're in, while injured victim bleeds in the road.

Deformed, weak-hearted hero saves woman from drowning.

Desalination plant gets go-ahead. Because we're just not getting enough rain lately.

Body of 94-year old woman found burned in field.

Image courtesy of TwoCrabs via the Londonist flickr group.