It all began with the London Burlesque Festival. Then there was a naked bike ride of all things (we don't even want to think about 'saddle rash'). And just when you thought it was safe to go out again, along comes the event you've all been waiting for: London Fetish Fair. And oh Lord, it's not going to be quiet as this one is celebrating their 10th Anniversary. We imagine it's going to be one heck of a party.
Save your blushes guys, this is NOT for the faint hearted. And to be honest, we're all too chicken to go. But just in case you're not, here's what you can expect: Nipple tassels (of course), latex (we have it on good authority that the question 'Why don't women wear latex all the time' will be raised...we often ask ourselves the same thing) and generally lots of corsets and other rude shenanigans (are we stating the obvious now?).
No doubt there will be lots of dancing and silliness which we'll all be missing because we'll be inside having a cup of tea watching Heartbeat, thank you very much.
If you've got a little bit more balls than us, why don't you pop along, shake your tail feathers and twirl those nipple tassles, then email and tell us what we've all been missing.
Oh, and rather cutely, it's being held on Love Lane. Isn't that romantic?
London Fetish Fair 10th anniversary will be take place on Sunday June 10th at The Prodigal, 2 Love Lane, City of London EC2V 7JQ on June 10th 2007. Nearest tube: St. Pauls.
flickr photo from Mikegoat