Extra, Extra

Wandsworth woman breaks free-diving record. Not in the Thames, stupid.

Cricket hooligans! Presumably, they bowled a maiden over.

Introducing...a man who collects ashtrays.

First Great Western's train service is described as 'abysmal'. We beg to differ. 100% of journeys Londonist has made on the service could be described as 'on time', or 'almost on time'. Sample size = 1.

How low can you go? Man robs fainted, 8-month pregnant woman.

Image courtesy of Baroness via the Londonist flickr group. Rain? What rain?