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A gang of Albanian assassins murdered a rival in a disagreement over the who was to steal from London's parking meters.

Register your bike with the Met and then if it gets stolen and subsequently recovered, it will be returned to you and you can ponder what to do with it now that you've bought a new one.

Paddy Ashdown was offered a job in Gordon Brown's cabinet but refused it.

A London wide singalong is to take place.

Image courtesy of stpiduko via the Londonist flickr group.