28 March 2017 | 17 °C

No Room For Ravers

By London_DaveK Last edited 118 months ago
No Room For Ravers
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Those looking to raise the roof in Croydon will have to look for other places to let the motherfucker burn this summer. Through September, Croydon Council will have a Saturday funbusting patrol cruising its streets in an effort to keep mirth and merriment to a minimum number of decibels. The summer season sees a sharp increase in the number of noise-related complaints, which we believe has something to do with the weather being mostly rubbish the rest of the year.

Fortunately the sound police are only working between 11 a.m. and 3 a.m., so this leaves a full eight hours of prime party time available for raucous revelry. Provided that you have a sufficient supply of Red Bull and booze in your backpack, you should be able to entertain yourself loitering in the town centre until it's time to shower and go to work on Monday.

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Last Updated 16 May 2007

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I think you're missing the point? If the patrol enforces a minimum mirth and merriment volume, then Croydon is in fact the place to let the motherfucker burn this summer.

I'm still not going there though.