1. Ed Banger do Bugged Out @ Canvas. Dance label du jour, Ed Banger are having a massive warehouse style party in room 3 of Canvas with sets from Busy P, SebAstian, the all important Justice, and a live set from the pop da glock-ing Uffie. £15
2. Mark Ronson@Chalk: Chalk's been running for a few months now and always has a good line-up if you're into that slightly left of center electro/indie thing. We'd be going tonight, if Canvas wasn't calling, thanks to a late addition on the bill of Mark Ronson. This'll be a DJ set rather than live so expect lots of old school hip-hop from Mark and his mc Doc Brown. £8.50
3. Your sofa: Harry Hill followed by Grease Is The Word! followed by Doctor Who followed by Any Dream Will Do. Brill. £0.