Some idiots queued for five hours to get a £5 designer carrier bag from Sainsburys.
We've always thought that there aren't half enough pavillions in London. So it is with great pleasure that we tell you that one that looks like a spinning top is being erected next to the Serpentine Gallery.
London Buses are running over everyone.
Deptford blew up so there will be delays if your train involves London Bridge.
Last Updated 26 April 2007