With the arrival of the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu The Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs have been quick to question suspects.
Some bipedal-warm-blooded-oviparous-vertebrate rights lawyers have said the interrogation techniques are Draconian and tantermount to torture. A spokesperson for the department cried ‘no fowl’ and said if they got nuthin’ to hide they got nuthin’ to worry about.
