iPad = iMad + iSad

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Here’s a nice follow up to the rubble filled box that was put on the market for £170,000; a single windowless bedroom flat for £210,000:

“KingstoniPad aims to address this by maximising the use of space, minimising environmental impact and encouraging a less car dependent lifestyle.”

Or you could just tip a car on it’s side and rent that out. At least it would have bloody windows.

And the use of the name iPad is sure to get someone into trouble if Apple ever launch a touch sensitive sanitary towel.

The lack of windows needn’t be a problem though. The TARDIS doesn’t have any windows and that still looks pretty spacious on the inside.

Maybe a CCTV camera wired up to a plasma screen would do the trick…

  • Ben

    There is only one word for this sort of thing – WANK.

  • Mike

    Especially if the power fails after six months and you have to have all the wiring replaced at the Apple Store.

  • Mr. Polite

    Again. Incorrect use of “its”. It should be “its side”, not “it’s side”. Are there any Londonist editors?

  • Mike

    Mr.Polite – we now rely on you to point out the mistakes leaving the editors free to spend more time watching Blakes 7 erm Blake’s 7 erm Dr. Who

  • Mr. Polite

    Prefer they watch b&w reruns of Not Only… But Also…

  • Mr. Polite

    Prefer they watch b&w reruns of Not Only… But Also…