Buy Another Day

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By M@ Last edited 129 months ago
Buy Another Day
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He might have seen off Goldfinger, but James Bond was yesterday defeated by the cold shoulder. A first edition copy of Casino Royale failed to reach its undisclosed reserve price at a London auction.

"It's very disappointing. But the fact that it's an auction means you never know what's going to happen," said Richard Caton, a spokesperson for Bloomsbury Auctions.

Surely they should have offered it as a prize in a game of Texas hold 'em.

So, something of a non-story, but it gives us the chance to unleash a bit of Friday fun. Who can make the most amusing Bond title, by taking and combining the names of existing Bond films? For example...The Man With The Secret Octofinger. Let's see if our spam filters can handle a deluge of comments containing the word 'pussy'.

Last Updated 16 February 2007

Josh

The Man Who Thunderballed Me.

Josh

By 'Man' I mean 'Spy'.

Mike

On Her Majesty's Secret Pussy

Jim

Tomorrows World Is Not Enough

On Her Majesty's Secret Spy Who Loved Me

Resume Hell

Dr "No Eyes" only loved me twice.

resumehell DOT blogspot DOT com

Matt

You only finger her majesty's secret pussy twice

Mike R

The Spy Who Loved the Man with the Golden Thunderball Twice.

Mike R

Never say Golden Finger Raker Again

Mike R

Never say Golden Finger Raker Again

Mike R

Never Say Golden Finger Raker Again

Mike R

Aah, sorry about the repeat posting.

Mike R

A View To a Royale Pussy

Matt

Her Majesty's Secret Casino Service Never Loved Your Golden Octodiamond From Russia

Damn them.

Matt

Her Majesty's Secret Casino Service Never Loved Your Golden Octodiamond From Russia

Damn them.

Mike R

For Your Pussy Eye Only.

oh dear.