We don't understand all this fuss about Apple's new iPhone when we've had something very similar in London for ages. Here's one at London Bridge showing off its UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME feature:
Things the London Bridge phone has over the iPhone:
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Last Updated 22 January 2007
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You won't lose it (or the shifty teenager checking it for forgotten change every ten minutes)
No lost sleep over worry about it getting scratched (more than it is)
No battery replacement issues (lots of coin replacement issues though)
You won't get mugged for one (although you may get mugged near one)
It doesn't have that annoying little lower case letter in front of it that symbolises everything that is wrong with the world today
