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Reach For A Bitter Standard

M@
By M@ Last edited 122 months ago
Reach For A Bitter Standard
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You've got to hand it to the Standard. In the face of preposterous amounts of competition, they doggedly stick to their well-chronicled headline style, which we can only describe as 'concise doom'. Here's tonight's offering, seemingly plugged straight from the brilliant Evening Standard Headline Maker. We wonder how it will affect our mortgage.

Last Updated 21 December 2006

neal r.

I hear that you get an extra 25 points if you can construct the headline entirely out of nouns.

Jen

I'm impressed. Think I can get a long-distance subscription?