Londonist: Check this out: "Parents have forced a school trip to a mosque to be abandoned because they did not want their children exposed to a religion that was not their own."
Cronenburger: Americans! Where was that?
Londonist: Croydon
Cronenburger: Oh for fuck's sake.
Londonist: You've got to remember that the children of Croydon are our future and that future will be short unless they learn to FEAR things that are different. Different = Evil.
Cronenburger: Does it say which religion it's ok to study?
Londonist: Not specifically, but we guess there's nothing much to worry about in letting your kids expose themselves to a priest. It's the ones who believe in all that weird crap that are dangerous.
Cronenburger: It's like you said earlier about us keeping an eye on the police - it's the parents that need the bloody education.
Londonist: Cool - then we could send the kids back down the mines and up chimneys like in the good old days.
Cronenburger: Which would stop them from filling up the buses...
Londonist: Joined up thinking. We'll send an email to the Ministry of Truth asap.
Cronenburger: You should blog this conversation.
Londonist: Only if we can find a picture of a couple of girls in dunce caps standing next to a robot caveman...