- Tony Blair has given his backing to MI5′s warning. We’re all doomed.
- London’s housing is booming. The rest of the country is screwed.
- Jordan pressed a button and some lights came on.
- Five Met officers have been arrested along with four members of the public for selling contraband.
- While lots of other police officers fly far too much.
- Meanwhile fake cops have been targeted by real robbers.
- And a New Zealand memorial, ‘The Southern Stand’ is to be unveiled in Hyde Park tomorrow.
