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Extra, Extra

By sizemore Last edited 124 months ago
Extra, Extra
Bond's ride
  • Tony Blair has given his backing to MI5's warning. We're all doomed.
  • London's housing is booming. The rest of the country is screwed.
  • Jordan pressed a button and some lights came on.
  • Five Met officers have been arrested along with four members of the public for selling contraband.
  • While lots of other police officers fly far too much.
  • Meanwhile fake cops have been targeted by real robbers.
  • And a New Zealand memorial, 'The Southern Stand' is to be unveiled in Hyde Park tomorrow.
  • Last Updated 10 November 2006

    Miss Hacksaw

    I'm sure the quality of the London Christmas lights 'switcher-onner' has declined of late. You used to get at least the Spice Girls or Graham Norton or something. We'll get Kerry Katona next [shakes fist].