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Count von Bismarck
What started as a small gathering of friends soon turned into a police investigation:
A man fell to his death from a flat belonging to a German aristocrat during a cocaine-fuelled, gay sex party, an inquest has heard. Anthony Casey, 38, died after falling 60ft (18m) while partying at Count Gottfried von Bismarck's apartment in Chelsea, west London, on 23 August. Coroner Dr Paul Knapman said that in the early hours of that morning, "there was a gay orgy going on". Dr Knapman recorded a verdict of misadventure.
Count Gottfried Von Bismarck is the great-great-grandson of the 19th Century German chancellor Otto von Bismarck - probably not an orgy kind of guy, but he did know to protect his bonce with a particular stylish array of helmets.
If you're planning an orgy this weekend please play safe and keep the windows closed.