What does it say about a city when David Hasselhoff wants to move there?
The former 'Baywatch' actor is said to have fallen in love with the UK capital during a recent visit and now plans to make it his permanent home.
Seriously, is this a good or a bad thing? Is the Hoff's irony-laden career going to last long enough for him to be a positive influence on our capital, or is his star going to fade faster than you can say 'Drunken Baywatch Star Attacks Pensioner'?
Although, come to think of it, London is looking for a Mayor right now. And the Tories have made is stupidly easy for anyone to nominate themsleves.
Hey, if Arnie Schwarzenegger can do it anyone can, right?