Black Puddings A Speciality

"Hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't we set up a meals-on-wheels business? In an ambulance!"

"Wow, yeah, great idea. The customers will be dieing to try our food. Literally."

We spotted this unusual food outlet in West Kilburn recently. Sadly, it looks like the promising adventure in experimental catering was not to be; there's a 'For Sale' sign in the window of this treat-me eaterie. We love the idea, but the mind boggles as to who they thought their clientele might be. Zombes? Cannibals? Students? Zombie cannibal students?

At least if they sold you a dodgy kebab you'd only be inches away from medical assistance.