David Hasselhoff in Wimbledon, dressed as a pirate.
That sentence isn't the product of some surreal, word asociation exercise. It's fact.
David Hasselfhoff is coming to town and he'll be dressed like a pirate.
And standing next to him will be Bobby Davro.
The Baywatch star has agreed to play Captain Hook in a Christmas production of Peter Pan, reports the Sun.
'The Hoff' is reportedly being paid £300,000 to make his panto debut in December alongside Bobby Davro, as Hook's sidekick Smee.
We full expect tickets for this to be more expensive than those Madonna gigs. They'll be on eBay before you can say 'big in Germany'.
In fact we may have to go along and live-blog the whole experience.