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  • Tickets for Madonna’s Wembley Arena shows on August 1st and 3rd, go on sale at 9 and off sale at a few seconds past
  • 14 more swans tested for avian flu. Is it time for a national panic yet?
  • The Judas gospel: “Jesus made me do it…” Well Christianity wouldn’t have got far without him.
  • Northumberland allotment terrorised by rabbit. The rabbit is not known to have been trained by Al-Qaeda or the CIA.
  • Image from Andwar on the Londonist Flickr Group

    • metromole

      Does anyone have the codes for the six feet under evening standard dvd from thursday please ?

    • Adnan Yazdani

      ‘Martial law has been declared on a Northumberland allotment after a series of devastating nocturnal raids by a freakishly large and hungry rabbit.’

      Martial law and large rabbits cannot fail. ever.

      And in other Hey-Zeus news:

      ‘Jesus was walking on thin ice’