Who Are The World’s Top Ten Ginger Celebrities?

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That final word in vacuous enquiries comes from Oxford Street’s Plaza centre. They’re having a special weekend on April 1st/2nd devoted to red-heads (assuming it’s not an April Fool’s prank). As well as various ‘surprises, offers and discounts’, there’s the chance to vote for your favourite sleb carrot-tops.

Do you go weak at the knees for Damian Lewis or Nicole Kidman? Does the cheek and wit of Chris Evans turn you on? Do you swoon at the crooning of Mick Hucknall or Cilla Black, or is the Ginger Spice herself, Geri Halliwell top of your pops?

We thought the Plaza already did a competent job at attracting the moronic. What manner of person is this latest promotion going to pull in?

You can vote by e-mailing ginger@pmwcom.co.uk, or fill in a form at the centre.

  • Martin

    Is this for real? It sounds like it would make a classic April Fool. Though if it is actually taking place I, proudly sporting a flowing head of ginger hair, am looking forward to the various surprises, offers and discounts on offer for me. It makes me proud to be a redhead / copper top / strawberry blond / …

  • http://forums.somethingawful.com Jo

    As a proud (fake) ginger – well, it’s better than mousy grey, my other choice! – I nominate Alyson Hannigan as my top ginger, followed by Seth Green (bit of a Buffy theme here). Hall of Shame entries: Mick Hucknall for obvious reasons and Lindsey Lohan after she turned into a tanorexic blonde. Boo!

  • john k

    The Plaza’s where they had the brilliant idea of doing nude shopping nights a few years back. Let’s hope they don’t have the doubley-brilliant idea of combining that with the ginger event.

    >Insert carpet/curtain shopping gag here

  • zoe

    cilla black and bradley from eastenders for meee :P x x

  • paulroberts

    Without a doubt the best ginger celebrities in the world are as follows:

    1. Mick Hucknall
    2. And very close…John Burchall
    3. John Arne Riise
    4. Prince Harry (also known as Jon Bon & Burkall)
    5. Cilla Black (Believed to be mother of number 2)

    Some of you may not know the beloved John Burchall, but he is a warrior of the ginger way. He is modest, often commenting that his hair is strawberry blonde and likes things such as Charles Kennedy and the little mermaid…

    John Burchall has starred in such films as “The Mega Bus: Journey To London”, “Ultimate Pro Evo IV”, “Lightweights & Mummys Bed” and the cult classic “The Bulge: Schoolyard Games…”

    x

  • Freya Ohmygod

    i nominate myself as the best ginger xxxx