If you go to the sleekly designed website for the Paddington Walk development you'll be gently persuaded that this is THE place to live in London. The designers take time out to mention the innovative design of the Rolling Bridge that uses Hydraulic rams to fold and unfold when you need to cross the Mediterranean-blue water... It's all very sophisticated.
Which makes us wonder who came up with this piece of Benny Hill inspired schoolboy humour:
That’s right folks – move to Paddington Walk – even the bridges are knobs.