- CCTV footage has been released of the 31-year-old man who was murdered in Willesden last week shortly after exiting Kensal Green Tube.
- Ms Dynamite-ee-ee has pleaded guilty to charges relating to the paddy she had oustide a club last week. Not surprising really as the whole thing was caught on CCTV.
- A woman has been arrested in west London in connection with the Roberto ‘God’s Banker’ Calvi murder trial.
- Ken gives Russia a Routemaster. Russia says thanks and then stores the bus in a cupboard so they only have to bring it out when Ken visits.
- Selfridges has set up a iPod Survival course to
exploit the cretinous aid ‘technophobes’. It’s £65 for 40 minutes.