Yes, he's at it again.
What is that now? Four times in a month? We've honestly lost count.
We've actually heard a rumour that the Met have their own 'Doherty Division' which just lies in wait somewhere in East London every night and waits for anyone wearing a trilby to drive past.
Is he just trying to ingest enough drugs now to keep him going through his inevitable prison sentence?
Why the hell are we even writing this?
Even the whale is more interesting than this crap. At least the whale had a personality.
Can we start a rumour that the whale was on crack?