If you're reading this at any time past 9 this morning chances are all the tickets for the following three gigs are gone.
Take That, minus Robbie as if we didn't know - but they'd sure be happy if he donned his overalls and joined them, play Wembley Arena on the 8th and 9th of May. Birds are expected to fall from their telephone wire perches as thousands of decibels of high-pitched screams echo across our telecommunications systems.
The Rolling Stones, undoubtedly the Take That of their day, only skinnier, bring a Bigger Bang to Wembley Stadium on Sunday 20th August. Who'll sell faster? Who cares.
And as if that wasn't enough to bring the phone networks to their knees, The Strokes, who continue to elude us in their popularity, do their funny drunks onstage thing at Shepherd's Bush on the 24th January and the Hammersmith Apollo, 18th and 19th February.
Support for all three bands will be the incredibly popular Special Guests.