Do you remember the care free days when we could ask innocent questions such as these?
Now of course the bird menace is REAL and probably going to kill every single one of you (even the really cute ones) while we are safe and sound in the chicken proof Londonist compound.
Stop looking at us like that. We'd never make light of the deadly bird flu - we are talking about a more immediate and decidedly deadly wave of poultrification than a sneezing sparrow. Even Ken can't immunise us all against the horror of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
If you can scarcely believe that Troma are still churning out films then join the club, but we are so going to get tanked up and watch this little gem of a flick as soon as we can get our grubby little hands on it. It's advertised as a fromage to Takashi Miike and who are we to argue with that?
Check out the trailer and tell us it's not going to be the film of the year. We'll bring you a DETAILED review just as soon as we can.
God bless Lloyd Kaufman.