- A police officer 'accidentally' fired his sub-machine gun while on guard outside the US Embassy in Grosvenor Square last Friday morning. He's been suspended from firearms duties while an investigation is carried out,
- An 'informal' meeting of WTO bigwigs kicks off in London today. The aim being to "keep the hopes of a new global deal alive".
- More and more City types are spending thier vast bonuses on plastic surgery.
- Geoge Clooney denies Standard's claims that he got into a fight with a security guard outside Meza.
- Jack White calls London his 'home from home'...and then declares he wants to be known as 'three quid' for the duration of their UK tour. Bonkers.
