- Yesterday's bus fire in the Limehouse Link Tunnel means the road is still closed. No one was hurt but "the intensity of the fire has caused the bus to melt into the road surface".
- Big Ben is back up and bonging.
- Dan 'Da Vinci' Brown will go on trial in London next year for 'stealing ideas'. Jesus is rumoured to be 'returning' in order to attend the trial.
- Wenger versus Mourinho update: Wenger is a 'voyeur' claims Mourinho: "I think he is one of these - how do you call it - voyeurs. He is someone who likes to watch other people. There are some guys who have this big telescope to see what happens in other families. He must be one of them."
- Kate Moss rumoured to be reloacating to NY. Good, now Gothamist can deal with all the 'Kate n Pete' stories. Related: was Kate set up?
