We haven't mentioned Doctor Who for a while so thought we'd get a quick word in following the fantastic ARE YOU MY MUMMY? episodes and before it all gets mundane again with another trip to Cardiff (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space... in SPACE - that means they can fly further than Wales and the South Bank, Russell).
SPOLIERS AHEAD! GO BACK! STOP READING!
So while those of little brain are watching Big Brother 6 the rest of us can settle down for... erm... is that a BB logo behind the Doctor? Crap.
Yep - it looks like the season finale of Doctor Who is going to get all reality televisionised. And with a special guest star in the shape of Anne Robinson... playing 'Anne Droid'. Damn. Please someone take the word processor away from Russell T Davis NOW.
The two parter (entitled 'Bad Wolf' and 'The Parting of the Ways') is already causing metal fatigue in anorak zippers across the Internet, and rumours abound. More Daleks? Will Eccleston regenerate and if so how come he's in the Christmas special? Will The Master be making an appearance despite the Beeb saying the opposite? Have we already seen The Master? Is he the dashing time travelling Captain Jack? Or could it be that... The Doctor isn't quite who he seems?
We have no idea. But it's fun arguing about it via email when we should be working.
There's also a couple of odd images floating around the Internet showing Captain Jack being stripped down by some kind of robotic Trinny and Susannah... please stop, Russell. We'll buy the overpriced DVDs and crappy hardback spin offs, but please for the love of god... stop being a twat.
Oh how we hope that the second season is filmed in a quarry as far away from Wales and 21st Century London as possible. With Brian Blessed.