Maybe it was the heat, maybe it was video game triggers being activated (like in Telefon) or maybe you all just felt like letting off a little steam this weekend. Is it safe to come out yet? Are you all done killing each other?
A man has died three days after being hit in an apparent drive-by shooting in Greater London.
A 22-year-old man found shot in a crashed car had been driving away from gunmen when he hit a van.
A 22-year-old man was shot in the leg outside a nightclub by a group of 10 youths who had been refused entry.
A body part found in a north London canal is the torso of a man who had been stabbed to death, police said.
Make's last weekend's triple shooting look a little tame.
We're all for reducing overcrowding in the capital, but this just isn't the British way. In the good old days of Empire we'd just send a generation off to fight somewhere foreign so the next time you feel the urge to unload your gat (are we saying that right? Gat. For the busting of caps. We are so hip) do us all a favour and just go and sign up. What? Noooooo, that whole peace-keeping thing is just a cover. It's ALL about killing people. You'll have a blast.
