We all know the story. The one who was once thought to be our saviour fell and became the lapdog of the dark side. Now things look to be at their darkest as the Emperor sets his sights on the son:
TONY: You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.
EUAN: I will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me.
TONY: If that is your destiny.
EUAN: Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.
TONY: It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Republican Party. He is your master now.
The above was picked up by Londonist's hidden microphones as Tony Blair prepared to send off his son to Washington where he'll begin his training as a Sith Lord Republican intern.
The galaxy's only hope now is that Blair will come to his senses right at the last moment and drop George Bush off the top of The White House just minutes before the Millennium Falcon blows the crap out of it.
