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A Congestion Charge For Trains? Have The Railway Companies Gone Completely F***ing Mental?

By london_will Last edited 140 months ago
A Congestion Charge For Trains? Have The Railway Companies Gone Completely F***ing Mental?
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Yes, you read the headline right. The Association of Train Operating (in a vague sense) Companies, or ATOC, is proposing that commuters using the network at peak hours - all the time, then - will have to pay a surcharge above and beyond the price of their ticket.

ATOC? ATOSS more like, as in "We don't give ATOSS about the primary users of our service".

The perfectly balanced and not in the least deranged reasoning behind this monumentally stupid brainwave is that the railways leading into central London are overcrowded, so commuters must be deterred from using them. That's already complete lunacy if you consider that many commuters ARE deterred from using them by the fact that they are miserably overcrowded - your previous brilliant deterrent strategy is working, lads - and those who willingly fork out a king's ransom each year to complacent, larcenous and lazy train operating companies in order to have the privilege of spending two hours a day standing in a stifling metal box with their face wedged into the armpit of the sweat-drenched suit beside them are very probably likely a captive audience who take the train because they have no alternative.

So this isn't a charge intended to act as a deterrent. For many if not most commuters, it is a heavy tax of a necessary and vital service that they will simply have to shoulder.

The idea goes from being complete lunacy to being a breed of insanity so utterly rarefied and pure that it will have lexicographers reaching for neologisms and mental health experts reaching for the whisky bottle when you consider this part:

One of the reasons given by ATOC for this initiative is that the railways have become more crowded thanks to the central Congestion Charge zone.

The report blames road pricing for forcing people out of their cars and on to trains. Atoc says "the railway will need its own equivalent - rail peak pricing" to combat the increase.

"Any rail service which is a practical alternative for people using the car on a highcharge journey will need its own peak pricing system... the fare level will be higher."

So the plan is to drive people back to their cars and back onto the roads. This plan will not only represent a huge financial blow to working people who can in many cases ill-afford it, it will also increase road traffic and be bad for the environment.

Yet worse, it opens the terrifying prospect of an upwards-only price war between ATOC and TFL as they struggle to shunt people off their own congested networks and onto the other's.

Of course, companies could adopt flexible working hours or relocate outside the charging zone. Yeah, right. London's large companies and their well-paid upper echelons are going to be real happy to do that to spare their receptionists, post-room workers, clerks, typists, secretaries and epsilons in general the expense. A few might raise wages to compensate, but let's make a rough guess how many.

Still, at least the money will be tipped back into investment in the railways. Er, no. Although the C-Charge for motorists is poured back into public transport - including, as a matter of fact, London's railways - there is absolutely no mention of where the extra cash will go. So we can safely assume the answer is "straight into the pockets of the train operators". Besides, even if the money was spent on the railways, the story notes:

Despite record amounts of money being spent on the railways on some London commuter routes, one in four trains still runs late.

This is because the cash pours through the hands of whatever toothless, bureaucratic, quasi-state authority is running the railways todays and straight into the hands of yet another gang of money-hungry profiteers who skim hundreds of billions of pounds from you and me by pretending to fix the railways. This is what happens when a system designed to transport vital workers is placed in the hands of people whose only interest is their own profit.

This entire story is beyond belief. If this post seems a little petulant, than perhaps it's because Londonist is very angry indeed.

Last Updated 21 June 2005

colcam

Hmmm. You sound annoyed :)
Well put. This is the craziest idea I've heard of yet out of all the other crazy ideas around recently.
Something to do with the heat down there?

Ian

I don't think it sounds petulant. If anything, you have been too kind to the irredeemable fuckwits.

Scott

Transport costs are already out of hand, this would cripple a lot of commuters and shoppers and other visiters from the home counties. Even the once-a-week ers would be pissed off.

I come from NYC area and transport is so disproportionately expensive here in greater London - the problem is that I don't see a way out. How can train companies break even (or make a profit, as I'm sure they are) without raising fares. I have heard that train companies are notorious for raking in loads of cash and keeping it within a small circle of fat cats.

So maybe the answer is to re-nationalise the trains and make the taxpayers subsidise the costs of fares. I for one wouldn't mind paying an extra 50p a year for a massive reduction in train fares. Of course, people from Boondocks, Yorkshire will complain about paying for the guy who cleans up pidgeon poo at Waterloo station.

Oh well.

Jo

Scott, in response to your comment about Mr/Ms X from Boondocks, Yorkshire, being angry at subsidising a renationalised rail network: How do you think Mr and Ms X get around anyway? Trains are just as much a necessity in the sticks as they are in the big city - and the you get a better view from the windows, too.

If the government were to renationalise, I for one would cry sweet, sweet tears of joy. The trains in this country make me so incandescently furious - especially when compared to the service on offer in the rest of Europe - that I'd like to take every Railtrack/First/GNER/Virgin executive, rip off their legs, and beat them to death with the bloody stumps. I could write essays on my bad train experiences. Asking us to pay more, well, it's ... rather annoying. To say the least.