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I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coke and Nuts

By london_ken Last edited 148 months ago
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coke and Nuts
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And in yet more 'white Christmas' news: Customs & Excise officers have intercepted and impounded some sacks of coconuts imported from Guyana.

Far from being an attempt to prevent them being wasted in 'sound-better-than-they-taste' Bounty bars, the fearsome C&E boys actually discovered cocaine in the sacks which were in a lorry parked outside Spitalfields market.

What next - heroin in demerara sugar, hash in our oxo cubes, amyl nitrate in vanilla essence, crack in those posh sugar crystals you get served in the fancier restaurants, speed in our cornflour?

Londonist will be serving coconut rice pudding on Christmas Day...

Last Updated 14 December 2004